My Dog Isn’t Voting Because She’s a Bitch.

03740a1ff726649613dca50e4c7af89c My Dog Isnt Voting Because Shes a Bitch.

Other observations post-elections:

1. The Comelec website voter’s information listed my dad as female. We only discovered while we were standing in line, and after dad took out his iPad to check our district numbers.

2. Sister didn’t even know we were voting today until an hour before we all left for our assigned voting precinct.

3. I have done a lot of things that could arguably serve as good grounds for being disinherited, but apparently the dealbreaker with my dad is that he would if I ever voted for Ralph Recto. (Which I did not.)

4. Guy keeping watch at the automated ballot machines looks a lot like Emperor Palpatine, which does not bode well with my trust in the current election system. Since he is also an officer in the executive board of the association my parents’ residence belongs to, he probably is as corrupt as he looks.

People can probably tell that I have nothing else better to do today. Other than, of course, vote.


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