Where Were you When the Earthquake Happened?
A 6.1 / 6.2 earthquake hit Metro Manila roughly fifteen or so minutes ago. I am currently at work on the fifteenth floor of my building.
Instead of panicking and vacating the premises immediately, I am going to sit down and list down a small handful of amusing plurk responses of friends in my list who were also sitting in front of the computer plurking when the earthquake happened.
And by that I mean all of them.
Why?
Because the only other alternative would be to go back to work.
“Gentle sway here in the office, para akong minememe ni mader”
“Gentle sway in the office, like I’m being lulled to sleep by mom.” – AirRun
“I can take a hint. Di na ako kakanta sa shower. Ever.”
(“I can take a hint. I’m never going to sing in the shower. Ever.”) – maudreizehn
“Umamin na kasi ang mataba diyan na nag-jumping jacks.”
(“Whoever fatso that was doing all those jumping jacks, admit it already.”) – redlion
“guys pasensya na. may ginawa kasi kami ni haoson kaya lumindol. napalakas kasi ang ano eh…
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(“Sorry guys, I did something with haoson that caused the earthquake. It got a little too strong…”) – Presea
“Ang Super Saiyan ako….GALIT NA GALIT AKOOOOOOOOOO!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
(“I’m going Super Saiyan….and I’m very, very angry!!!!!!!”) – Ariks
“SINONG UMUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOT~!”
(“WHOOOO FARTTEDDDDDDD~!”) – Id_Kaizer
