Does this Make my Butt Look Big?
An observation: since starting work again I’ve realized I’d lost a few pounds. This is evidenced by the fact that I, unused to wearing belts, now have to pull up my pants every ten minutes or so out of social decorum, as opposed to just pulling them up to annoy people with a lovely view of my butt-crack.
I have always had trouble with pants. They’re either missing, too tight as to restrict the blood circulation in my lower body, or too loose that my nether regions experience the occasional draft. I tend to wear skirts or long dresses more often in my leisure, but pants are a must in the workplace. Wearing a dress to one’s job gives people the wrong impression that I care about things and stuff.
The weight loss is nice, though, and beats going to the gym.
